歌詞: Adrian Belew. Lone Rhino / Twang Bar King. The Ideal Woman.

She's demure Friendly Loving and good-looking
Good-looking and wealthy
She is tall, pretty, thin blonde
A loving person, great personality, fun to be with
Independent, gorgeous, rich, powerful
Liberal yet she's very romantic
Of course, she'd have to have the perfect figure

Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone I know says she's beautiful
And I deram about her even in my sleep
Everyone I meet says she's beautiful

Blonde hair, blue eyes, about 5' 6"
Well,blonde about 5' 8"
Blonde about 5' 9"
36" 24" 36"

Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone I know says she's beautiful
And I deram about her even in my sleep
Even with her clothes on she's beautiful

Not necessarily beautiful, but

Lovely Sexy She's contagious
Talented Creative Controllable
Very fashionable Good religious woman
She's extremely mobile
Silent Electrostatic Enigmatic
My wife My mother
Pretty with hairy legs

Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone I know says she's beautiful
And I deram about her even in my sleep
Even with her clothes on she's beautiful