歌詞: Belle And Sebastian. Push Barman to Open Old Wounds. Photo Jenny.

I'm in a mess, I'm in a dress
There's nothing from here till tomorrow morning
How will I get there? How will I get there?
I don't do drugs, all my friends are on their holidays

I go outside, it's not so bad
I saw my friend and he couldn't believe that
The girls were holding hands, the girls are holding hands
Don't be a fool, it's 1995, the girls are just friends

They got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get her to strike a pose?

It's getting cold, I'll catch the bus
I see my friend when she's finished working
Get some fish and chips, no, no, no, no, no
What's on the box? Man about the house with Paula Wilcox

You see the boy, girl's at the bar
Everyone thinks she's really ugly
But I shut my eyes, oh, I shut my eyes
And the star of it is and the star of it is
And the star of it is Photo Jenny

They got the drugs I could use but then I don't want any
All that I want is a photograph of Photo Jenny
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get one? I don't know
How will I get her to strike a pose, pose, pose, pose?