歌詞: Bif Naked. I Bificus. I Died.

2:30 p.m., I jumped off the welfare wagon
To meet you for lunch you sit like a Thai princess
Cold and captivating you divulge your latest secret
So sinister I cannot repeat

From my eyes flows glacier water
From my soul, sick obscenities

I died eating French fries
In the restaurant on the corner where you broke me heart
I cried 'cause I bit my tongue
Knowing the truth would wash over you like a rash

Annihilation of my self-respect and cash flow
Before my eyes, right here in this booth
Through this blinding hatred I see a lady on my right
She winked at me and said, "Run for your life"

From my eyes flows glacier water
From my soul, sick obscenities

I died eating French fries
In the restaurant on the corner where you broke me heart
I cried 'cause I bit my tongue
Knowing the truth would wash over you like a rash

I hereby use my glacier water
To wash away the remorse and the stain
Behind these eyes I'm my mother's daughter
Hard, hidden shame and you'll never see me again

I cried 'cause I bit my tongue
Knowing the truth would wash over you like a rash
I died eating French fries
In the restaurant on the corner where you broke me heart

I cried 'cause I bit my tongue
Knowing the truth would wash over you like a rash