歌詞: Dayglo Abortions. Here Today, Guano Tomorrow. Kill Johnny Stiff.

We got gigs over here we got gigs over there
We got gigs everywhere we ain't playin' nowhere

Kill Johnny Stiff do it now
Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground
Kill Johnny Stiff wreck his life
Cut his balls off and feed them to pitbulls

Don't like this green pants don't like his paisley shirt
Don't like ripoff shithead promoters we got a message for you
We're not your band

Rape Johnny Stiff do it now
Fuck him up the ass piss in his mouth
Rape Johnny Stiff feed him guano
Shred his dick give him a barbwire catheters
Bend over, I'll drive

Kill Johnny Stiff do it now
Kick him in the head stamp him in the ground
Kill Johnny Stiff wreck his life
Cut his balls off as payment to the bands
Die, Stiff