歌詞: Descendents. Enjoy. Kids.

Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health Doug is bouncing off the walls Ray is drooling big spit balls Feeling cranky, logged all night Kids on coffee Where's my Bonus Cup?Come on man, fill me up I need some Krappers to wash it down Kids on coffee Kids on coffee Went driving down to San Diego Passing by the nuclear tits Go away off my earth!Kids on coffee Kids on coffee!The amount of actual sleep is now optional.