歌詞: Descendents. Everything Sucks. Doghouse.

In The World Of Man In The Great Rat Race
Makes His Speeches Then He Does What He Please
Winners Of The Mosh Impart Their Grace
As I Wallow In The Mush In A Doggy Daze
I Live In A Kennel Smells Like Rotten Cheese
Chums Lots Of Flies But Why Should I Mind
Then I Get Trashed By The Ho Thats My Wife
Can'T Get Enough Of Kickin My Hiney
Life In The Canine World
Cats To Chase And A Bone To Bury
Full Of Doggy Stench In This Poo Poo Place
If I Get A Piece Of Tail I Dont Want To Get Married
This Is Just A Doghouse Why Should I Stay
If These Folks Are Crazy
They Try To Tell Me That They Know Where Its At
I Don'T Know Maybe I'M Lazy
This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog
I Live Like A Dog
This Is My Doghouse
So Now Its Time To Go Work For The Man
I Work For The Man At The Taco Stand
I Keep On Grinding Like A Dog Always Does
No Place To Hide For This American Dog
This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog
I Live Like A Dog
This Is My Doghouse
When I Frickin Find What I'M Lookin For
I Dig Right In And Take My Place
Maybe I Seem Crass And Crude
But A Dog Has To Do What A Dog Has To Do
This Is Just A Doghouse, You Said I'M A Dog
I Live Like A Dog
This Is My Doghouse
I'M Just A Dog, I Eat Cat Feces,
Feel Like A Hydrant On This Doggy Street
Live In The Doghouse, Everybody Hates Me
I Want To Get Laid, But Everybody Takes Me
I'M Your Dog And You'Re Bitches