歌詞: Lee Evans. Lee's View On The World.
(Ukulele solo)
This is a song of how I see the world
Would you bring a man to his knees?
Hey, if he?s beat then why not squeeze?
If I see an opportunity, I would even sell my old granny, granny Annie
Whoa
Would you kick a man while he?s down?
Best time when he?s on, on the ground
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me, a somebody
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel like I?m a somebody somebody somebody somebody
Would you steal a rich man?s wife?
If it made my life, oh! Less of a strife
Lazing around on her old man?s money well,
That just makes me feel like I?m a somebody somebody somebody
Would you take a man for all he?s got?
Leaving him with diddly, haha! Diddly squat
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel I?m a somebody somebody somebody somebody
Would you twist? Would you twist that man?s wrist?
It?s good to fix up a few, dirty tricks
Yeah I don?t give a shit well my skin is that thick
I?m a get rich quick, get rich quick son of a bitch
Yeah that?s who I am
Maybe I lack a little, upper class!
But as long as I?m all right Jack it?s, up your arse!
Yeah, I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel like I?m a somebody
Oh yes I am
Would you drag that man? Would you drag that man down?
If I thought that I was going to drown
Then I?d spread it all round town of how I tried to save the man who unfortunately, he drowned. Yes he went down!
Would you stab a man in the back?
Best time when they can?t fight you back
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel I?m a somebody
Oh please I want to be a somebody please
I want to step into the sunlight
Oh, from the darkness,
yeah whoahohoh please
Why not me?
Oh whoah whoah
YEAH
Up ?em an fuck ?em an suck ?em an screw ?em an woo ?em an do ?em an trash ?em an smash ?em an bash ?em accuse ?em amuse ?em an use ?em grab ?em an gag ?em an nab ?em an bag ?em until they say
Until they say goodbye!
Up ?em an fuck ?em an screw ?em an woo ?em an do ?em trash ?em an smash ?em an bash ?em grab ?em an gag ?em until they say
Until they say goodbye
(Piano solo)
He?s got an unusually sized head for his size
So you would of thought that there?s a lot of thought going on
Ain?t no surprise when you look into his eyes
Yeh the lights are on but nobodies home
He?s a man with his old man?s plans
Fight the Taliban, fill the oil can up again
But there?s another man, a man from Pakistan
Says you can?t blame them it was you who trained them to defend
Hey! Hey!
The old Cossacks are dying to get back
To the good old days of the comrades at the gate
They?re having those flashbacks, of all those kickbacks
When the state dished out all the top jobs to their mates
That?s how it is, that?s how it?s always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
It?s not my wish, that you?re even listening
I?m just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything
Lovely smile, but that only lasts a while
Because the gentle can turn to metal very serious
So I would run a mile, because they ain?t got as many missiles
But there?s a lot more of them than there is of any of us
He?s only a little fella, but he can go hell for leather
But it?s not good enough to be talking tough on T.V
Because if you?re a yella, and your not a teller
Then I can?t see nothing in his ship for me
Hey!
And it must be neat to join that exclusive clique
But your only hope is to talk to a dope in a suit
Your one small leap with a scientific technique
To have the physique, even a sheep?s I.Q
That?s how it is, that?s how it?s always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
It?s not my wish, that you?re even listening
I?m just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything
(Piano solo)
Well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
(Scientific instrument sound)
Yeah well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lala lohdadadada
Well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada
Well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada
Oh yeah
(Little kid)
If you?re looking at it all
Your gonna feel small
But you?re not small at all
(Back to Lee)
You?re big
This is a song of how I see the world
Would you bring a man to his knees?
Hey, if he?s beat then why not squeeze?
If I see an opportunity, I would even sell my old granny, granny Annie
Whoa
Would you kick a man while he?s down?
Best time when he?s on, on the ground
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me, a somebody
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel like I?m a somebody somebody somebody somebody
Would you steal a rich man?s wife?
If it made my life, oh! Less of a strife
Lazing around on her old man?s money well,
That just makes me feel like I?m a somebody somebody somebody
Would you take a man for all he?s got?
Leaving him with diddly, haha! Diddly squat
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel I?m a somebody somebody somebody somebody
Would you twist? Would you twist that man?s wrist?
It?s good to fix up a few, dirty tricks
Yeah I don?t give a shit well my skin is that thick
I?m a get rich quick, get rich quick son of a bitch
Yeah that?s who I am
Maybe I lack a little, upper class!
But as long as I?m all right Jack it?s, up your arse!
Yeah, I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody right here, right now
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel like I?m a somebody
Oh yes I am
Would you drag that man? Would you drag that man down?
If I thought that I was going to drown
Then I?d spread it all round town of how I tried to save the man who unfortunately, he drowned. Yes he went down!
Would you stab a man in the back?
Best time when they can?t fight you back
I would step on anybody if, if I thought it would make me a somebody
I wouldn?t step on nobody but, it just makes me feel I?m a somebody
Oh please I want to be a somebody please
I want to step into the sunlight
Oh, from the darkness,
yeah whoahohoh please
Why not me?
Oh whoah whoah
YEAH
Up ?em an fuck ?em an suck ?em an screw ?em an woo ?em an do ?em an trash ?em an smash ?em an bash ?em accuse ?em amuse ?em an use ?em grab ?em an gag ?em an nab ?em an bag ?em until they say
Until they say goodbye!
Up ?em an fuck ?em an screw ?em an woo ?em an do ?em trash ?em an smash ?em an bash ?em grab ?em an gag ?em until they say
Until they say goodbye
(Piano solo)
He?s got an unusually sized head for his size
So you would of thought that there?s a lot of thought going on
Ain?t no surprise when you look into his eyes
Yeh the lights are on but nobodies home
He?s a man with his old man?s plans
Fight the Taliban, fill the oil can up again
But there?s another man, a man from Pakistan
Says you can?t blame them it was you who trained them to defend
Hey! Hey!
The old Cossacks are dying to get back
To the good old days of the comrades at the gate
They?re having those flashbacks, of all those kickbacks
When the state dished out all the top jobs to their mates
That?s how it is, that?s how it?s always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
It?s not my wish, that you?re even listening
I?m just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything
Lovely smile, but that only lasts a while
Because the gentle can turn to metal very serious
So I would run a mile, because they ain?t got as many missiles
But there?s a lot more of them than there is of any of us
He?s only a little fella, but he can go hell for leather
But it?s not good enough to be talking tough on T.V
Because if you?re a yella, and your not a teller
Then I can?t see nothing in his ship for me
Hey!
And it must be neat to join that exclusive clique
But your only hope is to talk to a dope in a suit
Your one small leap with a scientific technique
To have the physique, even a sheep?s I.Q
That?s how it is, that?s how it?s always been
Why am I even thinking I can do a single thing?
It?s not my wish, that you?re even listening
I?m just trying, trying to do my thing
Anything
(Piano solo)
Well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
(Scientific instrument sound)
Yeah well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lala lohdadadada
Well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
Yeah la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada
Well the Earth is a special place, it?s the third rock from the sun
If we are to preserve the human race there?s a few things that need to be done
And how could that be worse? As we spin around and around
A paradise in the universe, expanding at the speed of sound
la la ladadadadadada
Lada lohdadadada
Oh yeah
(Little kid)
If you?re looking at it all
Your gonna feel small
But you?re not small at all
(Back to Lee)
You?re big
Evans Lee