歌詞: Lee Evans. Somebody.

Would you bring a man to his knees?
Hey, if he's beat
Then why not squeeze?
If i see an opportunity
I would even sell my own granny
Granny Annie Whoa-o-o-oah
Would you kick a man
While he's down?
Best time when he's on
On the ground
I would step on anybody if
if i thought it would make me
a somebody
I wouldn't step on nobody, but
It just makes me fell like
I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
Would you steal a rich mans wife?
If it made my life, oh, less of a strife
Lazing around on her old man's money
Well that just makes em feel like
I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody
Would you take a man for all he's got?
Leaving him with diddly
Ha-ha diddly squat
I would step on anybody if
if thought it would make me a somebody right here,right now
I wouldn't step on nobody but,
it just makes me feel like
I'm a somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody
Would you twist
Would you twist that man's wrist
It's good to fix up a few
dirty tricks
Yeah, I don't give a shit
Well, my skin is that thick
Yeah, I'm the get-rich-quick
get-rich-quick son of a bitch
Yeah tha's who I am
Maybe I lack a little upper class
But as long as I'm al right, Jack
It's up your arse!
Yeah, I would step on anybody if
if i thought it would make me
A somebody right here, right now
I wouldn't step on noody, but
It just makes em feel like
I'm a somebody
Oh yes I am
Would you drag that man

Would you drag that man down?
If i thought that I was going to drown
The I'd spread i all round town
of how i tried to save the man
Oh, unfortunately he drowned
Yes, he went down
Would you stab a man
In the back?
Best time, when they can't
Fight you back
I would step on anybody if
If i thought it would make me
A somebody
I wouldn't step on nobody, but
It just makes me feel lik
I'm a somebody
Oh please
I wonna be a somebody, please.
I gonna step into the sunlight
Oh, from the darkness
Yeah
Oh, please
Why not me?
Oh, oh, oh
yeah
Up 'em and fuck 'em
And suck 'em and screw 'em
And woo 'em and do 'em
And trash 'em
And smash 'em and bash 'em
Accuse 'em, amuse 'em, then use 'em
Grab 'em and gag 'em
And nab 'em and bag 'em
Until they say
Until they say
Goodbye...
Up 'em and fuck 'em
And suck 'em and screw 'em
And woo 'em and do 'em
trash 'em
And smash 'em and bash 'em
Grab 'em and gag 'em
Until they say
Until they say
Goodbye