歌詞: Flight Of The Conchords. Frodo (2000 LOTR Rejected Demo Version).

Frodo, don?t wear the ring
I know it?s very tempting
Yes, you will appear to disappear
But the dark riders, they?ll know you?re there
Yes! Lord Sauron has many spies
Many spies have many eyes

One ring to find them, to bind them
One ring to rule them all
One ring to find them, one to bind them
One ring to rule them all
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You?ve got to rule them
You?ve got to rule them with the ring
Frodo, rule them with the ring

Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks (b-b-beasts and b-b-birds)
Do they, Gandalf?
If you want him, come and claim him!

Merry! Pippin!
G-g-gandalf
I'm alright, I was saved by a giant eagle
G-g-giant eagle!

One ring, one ring
You have my sword
And my bow
And my axe (giant eagle!)

Yo Frodo, what you doin? wearin' the ring?
All-powerful jewelery, is that your new thing?
I know it?s hard when you?re little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The fellowship (yeah, the fellowship)
I don?t rap about bitches and hos
I rap about witches and trolls
Just passing on the words of the Elven king
Wisdom to all
Frodo, don?t wear the ring!

Frodo don?t wear the ring
You?ll never be the Lord of the Rings
Dwarves, elves, human beings
Don't know what it is, it's the Lord of the Rings