歌詞: Freak Kitchen. Entertain Me.

A neighbour stole my VCR
CanA't afford to fill up my car
ItA's been a while since I paid the rent
I wonder where that money went

Fox & Scully just disappeared
Well, I could always sit here and grow a beard
Broke a rib trying to find the bed
The lights are out and the phone is dead

Or is it my head

Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh A'til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Crack a joke A'til I canA't take no more

My girl is gone and soA's the cat
The junk I eat is making me fat
The virus-scan fucked up last night
While I was jerking off to a neat website


Spent my bucks on apathy
Precious, precious enemy
The landlordA's dog just ate my shoe
My buddyA's busy sniffinA' glue

IA'm thinking about you

Entertain me, entertain me
Make me laugh A'til I hit the floor
Entertain me, entertain me
Slip for me A'til I canA't take no more

Take your hypocritic pointers
And shove A©m up your ass
DonA't need your condescending attitude
Find somebody else to harass