歌詞: Sarah Harmer. I'm A Mountain.

Well now how did they get that lady on TV
Laughing so naturally
For a Wal-Mart ad
Is it not as bad as I thought?

There?s a woman sending poisonous mail
And they caught her now she?s sitting in jail
While the weather station forecasts hail
From the tropics

Oh I spent the day in a shopping mall
Through the biggest storm of the century
I?m a mountain
I?m a mountain like you said to be

The sports man and his double chin
Don?t listen to me in this state I?m in
Saying things about people that I don?t know

Well it?s just that way when you get hurt
And the things you need you?re made to work
You must decide if you will die or grow

Oh I spent the day in a shopping mall
Through the biggest storm of the century
I?m a mountain
I?m a mountain
Like you said to be