歌詞: Hayden. Hollywood Ending.

There is a girl outside my door
I don't know what she's here for
She's the star of the movies
Now she's looking right at me
Just like she does on T.V.

I tell her I'm her biggest fan
She tells me about her man
How he cheats and mistreats her
And how she can't see the future
Unless I kill him and his two lovers

There are two cops outside my door
Oh, I know what they're here for
I'm the one that they want
So I go out on the lawn
And tell them what went wrong

They take one long look at me
Start to laugh and say:
"There's a movie on my street"
And they're just directing the traffic
And protecting the Hollywood ending