歌詞: John Stewart. Who Stole The Soul Of Johnny Dreams.

Attention K Mart shoppers
Do you really need all of that crap?
It's made somewhere in Thailand
And no one's taking the rap

I'm holding out for yellow
Airbags in my shoes
I saw the ad from Calvin Klein
It's the kind the junkies use

Watching too much TV
When will I ever learn?
They call me the midnight surfer
'Cause I love to watch the channels turn

At 8 p.m. on Channel 2
When Animals Attack
There's a lot of guys that I once knew
With a monkeys on their backs

Written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

A singing dog named Peewee
He is the star of the neighborhood
He's singing songs from Oklahoma
His Tutti Fruiti is awfully good

Straight edged boy is cooking
Tofu for his friends
They're planning their next sit in
For the animals have friends

And written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

Still I'm a circus boy
They're taking up croquet
Someone stole a ferris wheel
From Fargo yesterday

Well, I have no sense of who I am
Or who that I am not
Am I The Great Wallenda
That everyone forgot

And I still write the songs
That only I will sing
Something has gone wrong
It's the bell that never rings

And hip-hop rappers and DJ's
Pop stars, lawyers and thieves
Someone's selling the rainbow, yeah
And things that you wouldn't believe

And written on the bathroom walls
The old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

Written on the bathroom walls
That the old fan dancer cleans
Is the never answered question
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?

Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?