歌詞: Shonen Knife. Tortoise Brand Pot Scrubbing Cleaner's Theme (Green Tortoise).

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Specially selected Tortoise brand

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Is Tortoise brand

Tortoise brand pot cleaner
Specially selected pot cleaner
The best pot cleaner in the world is
Specially selected Tortoise brand

Is Tortoise brand
Is Tortoise brand
Is Tortoise brand