歌詞: Larry The Cucumber. Water Buffalo.

Narrator
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings, a silly song

Larry
The Water Buffalo Song

Larry
Oooh!
Everybody have a water buffalo,
your's is fat but mine is slow1
Oh where did we get them?
I don't know!
Everybody has a water buffalooooo!

I took my buffalo to the store,
got his head stuck in the door!
Spilt some lima beans upon the floor!
Everybody has a water buffalooooo!

Doc
Hold it! Hold it!
You can't say everybody has a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo!
We'll get nasty letters like,
Where's my water buffalo?
How come I don't have a water buffalo?
Just stop being so silly!!

Narrator
Tune in next time on Silly Songs with Larry to heat Larry sing:

Larry
Everybody has a baby kangaroo!
Your's is pink but mine is blue!

Doc
UHHHH! Stop it!

(Thanks to Darci for these lyrics)