歌詞: Lower Than Atlantis. Far Q. A/s/l?.

I fell in love online with a singer,
I?ve been checking her page on Myspace every day without fail, messaging her.
But there?s one minor detail that I forget to tell, I?ve never met the girl.

I feel lame, speaking to her every day on Facebook ain't the same.

OMGZ, LOL, :), XX - How has my love life come to this?
I used to think of myself as a bit of a ?Jack the Lad?,
but now I?m tapping chicks by Email and it?s fucking sad.
She makes me ROFL when I chat to her on MSN
and I?m sad when she gets picture comments from other men.
When I see that little box pop up on Facebook chat, I change my status to a <3,
she probably thinks I?m a twat.

They scream and they shout when the lights go out (give a round of applause)
My jaw hit the floor when she played that encore, we?ve seen her play before.

I listen to her music, iTunes?d it.
I feel stupid, I?ve been shot through the E-heart by internet cupid.

I feel shitter when her Twitter status tweets @some dude,
and when she posts a blog I give her kudos based on her mood.