歌詞: Meat Puppets. Sam.

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make
About something they hadn't experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody'd ever considered important

And damn it if Norman and Betty were listening
Somebody would have become a phenomenal
Howling lightning tampering with the
Electrical evidence shown to be relevant

Possibly with the exception of ivory
Everyone else had abandoned the obvious
Chipping away at erroneous garbage
Which definitely is as exciting as pudding

Deliciously spooned from the lap of the Ludicrous
Into the mouths of the questionless idiots
Licking their lips as their eyeballs are rolling
And flapping their tongues as they're losing their marbles

That's the way Sam play around
That's the way Sam play

Someone who wasn't related to anyone
Twisted the facts till the truth was apparent
And dished up a dollop of dubious doo-doo
That sparkled like something folks scrambled to swallow

Slipping the rich through the eye of a needle
Is easy as getting a camel to heaven
And granny transgressing had blubbered
A bibful of classified info on Milton's imbroglio

That's the way Sam play around
That's the way Sam play

That's the way Sam play around
That's the way Sam play
That's the way Sam play around
That's the way Sam play

Maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make
About something they hadn't experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody'd ever considered important

And maybe they had a ridiculous statement to make
About something they hadn't experienced
Possibly Sam had a different opinion
That nobody'd ever considered important