歌詞: Meltones. Dear Leader.

Guess I can spare two words or three
But I'm a busy man, you see
Whatever I decide
It's always meant to be
For I'm the one that pulls the strings
Of this world you're living in.
Hiding in the dark
Lies your secret king

But I don't need no commentary
Normal people, they're just silly
I can say I can be so proud
Yeah take a look at all my money
And my wife, she's young and pretty
Heaven knows I can be so proud

Every nation comes to me
To get dirty secrets cleaned
And those wars they win
It's my nuclear keys
But if you turn on your TV,
It's me again that you will see
On the President's side,
Guess he's never free

Talking about some economy
It was I who was so scary
Lord knows I can be so proud
I can overturn the country
Make a thousand out of fifty
I must admit I can be so proud

So can you see them coming to me
The're all trapped down like newbies
I can say I can be so proud
Lying to you is just so easy
It's my job so don't feel guilty
He hey, now you know I can be so proud

Don't ever try to argue with me
Oh my lawyer ain't so funny
Lord knows I can be so proud
Nevermind the rise of the sea
I have my own jaccuzzi
Now you see I can be so proud