歌詞: Monsters of the Midday. Mark and Greg's Halloween.

I?m Mark
And I?m Greg
And this is your spook?
Ey Halloween song
Start the truck up, bitch
And hand me a beer
We?re about to have some fun

Snatch that coloured?s candy sack
That?s my candy
Shut up, black!
Go call your daddy if he?s near
I ain?t seen my daddy in years
We?re done with blacks now on to queers

Stop the truck and this pink house
Be quiet, it has a baby mouse
Now stop that faggot?s (Smash, splat)!
That?s what you get for suckin? cock!
That?s what you get for suckin? cock!

Halloween, Halloween
I?m drinking beer, beer, beer
I?m stayin? away from queers on Halloween
I love drinking beer on Halloweeen
I love you Halloween!

I need to pee, please stop the truck
Shut Up Mark, here?s a bingo cup

I filled it up, what do I do?
If only we could find a Jew
If only we could find a Jew

I see one he?s right in our tracks
He?s dressed up and he?s on the back
I need a shot so slow her down
There?s a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town
There?s a new Jew mayor of pee-pee town

Halloween, Halloween
Our favourite time of year
I?m drinkin? 18 beers on Halloween
I love to drink on Halloween
I?m tired. What are we doing driving?

Halloween?s over we must rest
We dream of Sexy Savannah?s breasts
Shut Up Mark, turn off the light
I?m still laughing about that piece of cock
(Laughing) piece of cock
(Laughing)

Piece of Cock
Piece of Cock