歌詞: Monsters of the Midday. Police Beat Me Up.

Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
I'm stinking drunk so let's get high!

I'm drunk and I'm high,
I'm drunk and I'm high,
I'm drunk and I'm high,
I am so stoned, I am chinki!

I want and got f***ing stone for Christmas,
I'm going to stroke my bone for Christmas,
I'm going to be all alone for Christmas,
'coz she's got another guy!

I went to the store, yes
I found me a hore! (Baby, come 'ere)
Here cooter had sores
I said no way, I said bye-bye

I bought me some crack,
The guy, he was black! (Yo, what' up)
Pulled a gun from his back
Oh no, I think he's negro cop!

I think I'm going to go to jail for Christmas

I got no money for bail for Christmas
I will be giving up my tail for Christmas
Hope my sphincter doesn't pop.

I'm stucking my cell (Oh no)
With negros who smell
I started to yell
"Hey, get me out of here you stupid f***ing pigs!"

Police beat me up
Stuck baton in my butt (Oh, man)
I felt like a slut
But hey they let me go so what the f***

I need a doctor, I'm insisting
After a black guy gave me quite a fisting
Thinking abouta get my eyes a misting
And it hurts when I fart!

Yes

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, that is all.