歌詞: Monty Python. Accoutancy Shanty.

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It's fun to charter an accountant
And sail the wide accountancy
To find, explore, the funds offshore
And skirt the shoals of bankruptcy

It can be manly in insurance
We'll up your premium semi-annually
It's all tax-deductible, we're fairly incorruptible
We're sailing on the wide accountancy

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