歌詞: Motley Crue. Fake.

Spent a million dollars on Amphetamines
Crashed a lot of cars
Fucked all the stupid stars in Hollywood
Because I could, because we could

So you loved to hate us in your private jets
Funny, how you bitched and moaned
'Cause you got fat and rich
And when I'm dead, all you'll put on my headstone is that

I'm so fake, I'm a dirty little bastard
Fake, I was always so plastered
Fake, so why you say it's true?
Looks like I'm fake just like you

Fake, I'm a dirty little whore
Fake, I'm everything and more
Looks like I'm fake just like, just like you

Fake, fake, fake

40 million records and going strong
Never won a Grammy
Still won't play along in Hollywood
Like we should

And I'm so fake, I'm a dirty little bastard
Fake, I was always so plastered
Fake, so you say it's true
Looks like I'm fake just like you

Fake, I'm a dirty little whore
Fake, I'm everything and more
Looks like I'm fake just like you

My diamond rings and cocaine binges
All strung out on your syringes
I sold my soul while you sold records
I have been your slave forever

What are you fat cats doing anyway?
Take our money and flush it down the drain

You're so fake, you're a dirty little bastard
Fake, you're always so plastered
Fake, so you say it's true
Looks like I'm a fake like you

Fake, you're a dirty little whore
Fake, you're always such a bore
Fake, so you say it's true
Looks like I'm fake like you

I'm so fake, I'm a dirty little bastard
Fake, I was always so plastered
Fake, so you say it's true
Looks like I'm fake just like you

Fake, I'm a dirty little whore
Fake, I'm everything and more
Fake, so you say it's true
Looks like I'm fake just like

Looks like I'm fake just like
Looks like I'm fake just like
Just like you