歌詞: NOFX. Ribbed. New Boobs.

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Now, something is lacking
I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36 D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams
Bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic
I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes
Mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

I know what I want

Now my body is a model
Of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can't take anymore

New boobs, jugs
New boobs, jugs
New boobs, jugs
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