歌詞: Queers, The. Junk Freak.

We're the Titanics and we're not the Voodoo Dolls

We're not Bullet LaVolta and we ain't the 8-balls

We're not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags

Hey, we maybe the Queers but we ain't no fags





I keep on hoping you'll wake up, ya losers

Use what's left of your brain

You don't have to tell me how great you are

Ya stupid, stupid, stupid kid

Ya junk freak etc, etc





This guitar wasn't paid for by my mom and dad

I'm not a college boy in a band, pretending I'm bad

See I'm a loser, a **** up, and an asshole just like you

In my punk rock band thinking I'm so cool





(chorus)





My girlfriends never satisfied no matter what I do

Hell??? baby, I'm not to impressed with you

I'm sorry wwe're not as famous as Gang Green

We're the queers and I am Joe King





(Chorus)