歌詞: Relient K. All Work And No Play. Staples.

'Cause it hasn't been that long since you almost hit the tree
'Cause it hasn't been that long since you hit the pole because of speed
Do you remember the ambulance, it took you there?
Do you remember they cut your pants, your favorite pair?
They shaved your head, where's all your hair?

The doctor said, "We need some staples for his head"
The doctor said, "Another foot you could be dead"
The doctor said, "We need some staples for his head"
The doctor said, "You should have took the bus instead"

All you could hear was kachunk, kachunk, kachunk
All you could hear was the doctor putting staples in this punk
He could have died that day
Which means that he would not be here

He would have gone away
Friends and family, we'd shed our tears
But the good thing would be that we would always know
He would be living with Jesus Christ in His new home