歌詞: Residents. Laughing Song.

An oily, ole egg with a red, peg leg
Thought a porcupine was his daughter
But he soon found out that she had the gout
And she often would wink underwater

A red, red rose saw a big, pig pose
On the edge of a silver dollar
The end of his tail was a long necked nail
In place of his face was a scholar