歌詞: Stan Ridgway. Bel Air Blues.

Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere
Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie
I am looking for a dildo in the sky
And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the menendez boys

Chorus:
Think I'll call the menendez boys



Turnin' on the tv set?c?chypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the rubberman
« in plastic frown, » blow up this town, think I'll call the menendez boys


Chorus repeat x3


Coolin' out at big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen
Shave my body of every hair?c?crub me down with amphetamine
Jump back in my rail?c?cpunchin' it I got spooked2
Remove tattoos, the bel air blues?c?cthink I'll call the menendez boys



Chorus repeat


Livin' on a crooked road?c?clike a dust bowl refugee
Crawlin' on the freeway?c?ccleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb
You can call me sam, or you can bark my hole
And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole


« slattery has his wake?c?ca boomer in my stash »
An angle slide in baltimore?c?ctop 40 pederast
Everybody got another 'nother plan
Everybody got another 'nother land
Never never never never never never never!
Never never never!


Chorus repeat x4