歌詞: Rolf Harris. I've Lost My Mummy.

Just like the inside of any big shop,
People were ev'rywhere.
Suddenly business was brought to a stop when a terrible yell hit the air.
I've lost my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've lost my mummy.
I've lost my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've lost my mummy.

People all gathered to look at the lad,
Patted him on the head.
'Where was your mummy when you saw her last?'
Turning to her the boy said:

I've lost my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've lost my mummy.
I've lost my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've lost my mummy.

Down came the manager to fix up the mess,
Took the small boy aside
'Come on now, lad, let's have your name and address.'
With a lungful of air he replied:

I've lost my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've lost my mummy.
I've lost my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've lost my mummy.

Just then his mother appeared on the spot,
Gave him a hefty whack.
'That ought to teach you to go and get lost!'
And the little boy's voice floated back:

I've found my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've found my mummy.
I've found my mummy, ah-ah-ah-ah, I've found my mummy.