歌詞: Adam Sandler. Forgetful Lucy.

The Hukilau was the place where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn't remember me the very next day

Forgetful Lucy has got a nice caboosey

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets

Forgetful Lucy cracked her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so and I'll never let her go
Even if while I'm singing this song
She's wishing I had Jocko, the walrus' schlong

Forgetful Lucy, her lips are so damn juicy
How about another first kiss?