歌詞: Slapp Happy. Charlie 'n Charlie.

:
Charlie 'n Charlie are twins. You can
never tell where Charlie
ends & Charlie begins -
The search is on; Charlie looks
for Charlie in vain, no game,
'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same.
Collecting driftwood down by the shore,
Charlie thought he'd open a store...
Across the sands
his first customer
approaching on his hands, (tin cans) -
Charlie faced Charlie like a man.

I saw Charlie jump & holler
when Charlie dropped a doller down his collar -
"You spoiled my neck! It'll never be the
Same again - (no blame) - 'cos your neck
& my neck are the same."

Charlie 'n Charlie are twins. You can
never tell where Charlie
ends & Charlie begins -
The search is on; Charlie looks
for Charlie in vain, no game,
'cos Charlie 'n Charlie are the same.