歌詞: The Smiths. Vol. 2 - Best Of The Smiths. The Headmaster Ritual.

Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Spineless swines, cemented minds
Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Same old suit since 1962

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I wanna go home, I don't want to stay
Give up education as a bad mistake

Mid-week on the playing fields
Sir thwacks you on the knees
Knees you in the groin, elbow in the face
Bruises bigger than dinner plates

I wanna go home, I don't wanna stay

Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools
Spineless bastards all
Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
Same old jokes since 1902

He does the military two-step
Down the nape of my neck

I want to go home, I don't want to stay
Give up life as a bad mistake

Please excuse me from gym
I've got this terrible cold comin' on

He grabs and devours
He kicks me in the showers
Kicks me in the showers
And he grabs and devours

I want to go home, I don't want to stay