歌詞: Soft Cell. Sex Dwarf.

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
I can make a film and make you my star
You'll be a natural the way you are

I would like you on a long black leash
I will parade you down the high streets
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power

Walk my doggie, walk my little Sex Dwarf
We can make a scene, we'll be a team
Making the headlines sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor you just watch them move aside

We will take them for a ride of rides
They all love your miniature ways
You know what they say about small boys

Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf

I'm a Rolls Royce, look it's so huge!
It's big and it's gold with my dumb chaufer
Looking to procure, run little doggie
Lure a disco dolly

Run my little Sex Dwarf, I feel so lonely
Get my little camera, take a pretty picture
Sex Dwarf, in a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chaufer

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice?
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice

Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf

We can make an outfit for my little Sex Dwarf
To match the gold Rolls on my dumb chaufer
We'll all look so good, we'll knock 'em cold
Knocking 'em cold in black and gold

We can have playtime in my little playroom
Disco dollies, my Sex Dwarf and my dumb chaufer

I would like you on a long black leash
You can bring me all the things I need

Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?
Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?

Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf

Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?
Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?

Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?
Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?

Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?
Isn't it nice, sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice?

Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf
Sex Dwarf, isn't it nice?