歌詞: Soundtrack Artists. Compliments.

Abigail:
Compliments of the Concord Ladies Coffee Club,
And the Sisterhood of the Truro Synagogue,
And the Friday Evening Baptist Sewing Circle,
And the Holy Christian Sisters of Saint Claire
All for you, John
I am as I ever was and ever shall be,
Yours, yours, yours!


John (speaking):
Abigail, what's in these kegs?

Abigail (singing):
Saltpetre, John!