歌詞: Split Enz. Crosswords.

Bad mouth crosswords, need a muzzle
I'm down, you're across
I can't seem to solve this puzzle
I turn while you toss

Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening
We're still friends but we're still fighting

Cat and dog, we trade black looks
C'mon and do your worst
The war of words demands surrender
I won't be the first

Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening
We're still friends but we're still fighting
Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening
We're still friends but we're still fighting

Get an earful, leave you tearful
Careful who you cross
We get close when we get angry
Crosswords still the boss

Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening
We're still friends but we're still fighting
Crosswords puzzle me, it's frightening
We're still friends but we're still fighting

Crosswords, crosswords, smart words
Smart words won't tease me
Crosswords, tax man
No we can't agree, love that third degree
Crosswords, crosswords, passwords, smart words
No we can't agree, love that third degree