歌詞: The Mighty Boosh. Michael Collins (future sailors live).
Michael Collins you had to stay in the rocket
Michael Collins you weren't allowed out the rocket
Michael Collins you might as well have stayed at home
Michael Collins you wasted everybody's time
Michael Collins not a hero like Buzz Aldrin
Michael Collins not a hero like Neil Armstrong
Michael Collins you're a fucking looser
You got all the way to the moon
And you didn't even get out your vehicle
Michael Collins you weren't allowed out the rocket
Michael Collins you might as well have stayed at home
Michael Collins you wasted everybody's time
Michael Collins not a hero like Buzz Aldrin
Michael Collins not a hero like Neil Armstrong
Michael Collins you're a fucking looser
You got all the way to the moon
And you didn't even get out your vehicle