歌詞: Shania Twain. Up!. Waiter! Bring Me Water!.

Yeah, he took me to our favorite spot
A place we go to hang a lot
Something seemed to catch his eye
Ooover my shoulder
Ooover my shoulder

I turned around to see what's up
(What's up)
A pretty young thing sure enough
She was new he wanted to
Knooow her
Knooow her

Oh yeah, then she flicked her hair
(Yeah)
Oh yeah, he began to stare

Waiter
(Waiter)
Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter)
Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter)
Bring me water uhh ohh

I did my best to block his view
But it was like he could see through me
I just knew he wanted to
Hooold her
Hooold her

Oh yeah, I ain't gettin' nowhere
(Yeah)
Oh yeah, she's still standing there

Waiter
(Waiter)
Bring me water!
I gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter)
Bring me water!
He's acting like a fool
(Waiter)
Bring me water, ohh yeah

Huh, there's gotta be a way to cool this clown
He's starting to embarrass me
I may even have to hold him down
Bring me water

I don't know what he finds so distracting?
What's so hot about her?
I really don't like the way he's acting
Bring me water, uhh, bring it on

Hhh ohh ohh
What's so hot about her?
Uhh uhh uhh
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

(Waiter, bring me water)
Gotta make him keep his cool
(Waiter, bring me water)
Send him back to school
(Waiter, bring me water)
He?s acting like a fool
(Waiter, bring me water)
Waiter, bring me water