歌詞: Ween. The Pod. Boing.

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on the shingle at dawn
Rip rip rip Van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn
Would you like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing?

She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle
She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle
She'd like to do a boing, boing, boing, boing

Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah