歌詞: Weezer. Red Album. Everybody Get Dangerous.

When I was younger
I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah
Actually I didn't do that
'Cause I didn't want the cow to be sad

But some of my friends did
They were all just a little bit wicked
They'd blow up mail boxes with a baseball bat
Go for direct hits

I know how to win you can forget it
They throw rotten eggs into traffic
Toilet paper, the fences
Throw the tables, chairs and the benches

After practice
Sometimes we would break into mad fits
'Causin' damage
(Burnin' amplifiers and mic stands)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous

I've got a confession that I will make if you will listen
Late in the night times
We'd drive around with hairspray and sharp knives
Lookin' for road kill, lightin' things on fire for cheap thrills
Stab the corpses and lick the knives like we're evil forces

Hockey games on frozen ponds
No safety pads were ever put on
Drivin' home on country roads
Sixty-five in a twenty-five zone

In my parents Tercel
How did we survive so well
Throw out the keys and the wheel locked up
I almost killed every one of us

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous

There must be a guardian angel
Or some kind of destiny we have
'Cause we should have died a long time ago
The way that we were livin' in our past

What will we say when our kids come to us
And ask, with a smile on their face
"Hey dad, my friend's got some new ninja swords
Is it cool if we slash up his place?"
(Is it cool if we slash up his place?)
And get dangerous

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)

Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous
(Boo yah)
Everybody get dangerous
Everybody get dangerous