歌詞: Robbie Williams. Sing When You're Winning. By All Means Necessary.

Canned laughter for applause
You've opened doors
In and out of their wives
In and out of your smalls

It's not a BAFTA you're after
You want a million dollar lay
By all means necessary you
Will get your way

And it all seems so easy
But so are you
That's what I've heard them say

All the make-up that you wear
Can't hide the flaws
Your workin' charity for your own cause

You won't be dating a teacher
You'd rather shag a manic street preacher
By all means necessary
You will get your way

It all seems so easy
But so are you
That's what I've heard them say

Sex with a stranger
You've been laid in a manger
And you think he's your savior
Will he leave this pager?
You could be his daughter
Look what he's bought ya
But the money won't change you

Of that there's no danger

Now your life's getting darker
It's you that they're after
Fifteen minutes a martyr
Blame it on your father
That dress nearly fits ya
Girl, what's possessed her?
Can we please take your picture?
You know they'll forget ya
Oh, ohh ohh yea yeah

It all seems so easy
But so are you
That's what I've heard them say

By all means necessary you
Will get your way
By all means necessary you
Will get your way
By all means necessary you
Will get your way

You don't get your way
By giving it away
You don't get your way
By giving it away
You don't get your way
By giving it away
You don't get your way
By giving it away