歌詞: Wesley Willis. Who Killed John Columbo.

John Columbo was my friend
He was a cab driver
He drove around town
He took people places all across the city

Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?

Dale Wilson killed John Columbo
He shot him four times in the head while he was driving his taxi cab
Dale Wilson was sitting in the back seat of the taxi cab
Suddenly he pulled out a .38 and opened fire
He was arrested and charged with first degree murder

Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?

Dale Wilson went to court
He was arraigned
He went on trial
The evidence stated that Dale Wilson shot John Columbo in the head four times with a .38 while he was driving his taxi cab

Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?

The trial lasted eight weeks
The verdict was in
A jury found Dale Wilson guilty of first degree murder
A month later he was sentenced to eighty years in prison

Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?
Who killed John Columbo?

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