Ladies & Gentelmen . . . the PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES! Fella Americans . . . DOOT, DOOT, DOOT . . . DOOT . . . He's been sick. DOO-OO-OOT . . .
[includes quotes from God Bless America (Irving Berlin), America The Beautiful (Ward/Bates), Marine's Hymn (trad.) and A Soldier's Tale (Stravinsky)]
[reminiscent of Louie Louie (Richard Berry)] Suzy Creamcheese Oh mama, now . . . What's got into ya? Suzy you were such a sweetie Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[includes a quote from Petrushka (Stravinsky)] Ooo-Ooo-Ooo etc., etc., AH-AH WA WA WA WA WA WA WAH! I'm losin' status at the high school I used to
A moonbeam through the prune In June Reveals your chest I see your lovely beans And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck The cheese I have for you
[includes a quote from Baby Love (Holland/Dozier/Holland)] And you'll be my Douchess My Douchess of Prunes A moonbeam through the prune In June Reveals
[includes a quote from White Christmas (Berlin)] I'm dreaming . . . (Oh no-o-o!) There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up A bomb for your daddy too (ouch
Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right? Why don'tcha do me right? You got me pulled up tight Why don'tcha do me right? You got me beggin