歌詞: Devendra Banhart. Chinese Children.

If I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children
If I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children
Well, out of my toes, my little black baby grows
And that's my fact

Well, if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children
Yeah, if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children
Well, if I lived in China, if I lived in China
Well, out of my ears, my little black baby hears
And that's my fact

Now, if I lived in Russia, I'd have some Chinese children
Yeah, If I lived in Prussia, I'd have some Chinese children
Well, if I lived in India, they'd still be Chinese children
And out my toes, my little blue baby grows
And that's another fact

Now, if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children
Yeah, if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children
Well, if I lived in Spain land, they'd still be Chinese children
And if I lived in Greece land, they'd still be Chinese children
But out of my thumbs, my little red baby runs
And that's another fact, an unchanging fact

Now, if I lived in my land, which I do, I'd still have Chinese children
And if I lived in Iceland, I'd still have Chinese children
Well, if I lived in Greenland, I'd still have Chinese children
But out of my ears, my little gray baby hears
And that's my fact

Well, if I lived in Thailand, I'd have some Chinese children
Well, if I lived in Japan, I'd still have Chinese children
Well, if I lived in this land or if I lived in that land
And up from my lungs and standing on my tongue
My little blue baby sung

Yeah, if I lived in Brooklyn, I'd still have Chinese children
And if I lived in Oakland, they'd still be Chinese children
Oh, if I was an engine, yeah, if I was an engine
Whatever I do they're Chinese through and through

Well, I got Chinese children
I got Chinese children
I got Chinese children
I got Chinese children
I got Chinese children

Chinese children
Chinese children
Chinese children