歌詞: NOFX. Liberal Animation. A200 Club.

Why do I keep scratching
scratching my balls
I dont like this feeling
I dont like it at all
cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little fuckers biting and
sucking my blood
theres crab eggs in my bed
there in the carpet too
I'll go to the store
buy A200 shampoo
I got R.I.D. of them
I got all of them
they wont be back
wait a second, what is
this itching in my crack
cause I got crabs, I got crabs
I got crabs, I got those little
fuckers biting and sucking my blood