歌詞: Queers, The. Teenage Bonehead.

My folks had me committed just two weeks ago

My best friend ran off with my girl, those two damn bozos

Oh don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first



I was a teenage bonehead, yes it's true

I was a teenage bonehead, a-wah-ooh-ooh

I was a teenage bonehead just because of you



My parents kicked me out, I'm sick of them so I don't care

My girl sent me a postcard saying "Glad that your not here"

Oh don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first



I was a teenage bonehead, yes it's true

I was a teenage bonehead, a-wah-ooh-ooh

I was a teenage bonehead just because of you



She never said goodbye to me, now I sit here wondering

Where is she and what is she eating...

Oh don't you know it hurts

But hey she ain't the first



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