Well I'm lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling And there's
My life is brilliant My name is James I'm only 7 And that explains Why I've never had a best friend Until you came along But people stop and they look
Fellas, aren't you glad you're not a woman You're not a Sheila, You're a Peter or a Clive Because their lack of spatial awareness Makes them really fucking
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I can't tie my laces I don't play the flute My car is an automatic I can't paint my nails I never applaud I'm not very good at Twister And when
Every night in my room You see it You feel it Then you go and peel off my thong Suddenly you panic My dick is titanic You know it won't fit, it's too
Once a month your girl's upset She goes to Boots to buy Lilets It happens every 28 days, When she's in her Luteal phase. All she does in moan and
Hello, my name's Adam Kay And my name's Sumin Biswas. We are amateur transplants. This is a public service announcement for all men. If you go to Bolton
It's amazing how pretty you looked on that night, Your skirt was so short and your top was so tight. I bought you a drink and we danced on the floor
I'm mr. amateur on the freeway with a cupcake nd i couldn't fly and i couldn't make where to go so i stood alone with dirty face from cupcakes in the
Ma femme s'est fait mettre un but Par l'arriere-droit du Racing J'aurais prefere le P.U.C. Faut que j'en cause a Justine En general les ballons Ca la
I'm told the case is now closed So I can come to my senses But when the question is posed I'll have this meager defense I was hoping that you'd know
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You made me feel like i'm ok, i could be happy Now i can sit, not run away stupidly laughing Wipe out all self-pity, it's slowing me down Turn off feeling
Conozco un caballo desbocao, ahi!!que da bocao, se pone pesao, y se pone al trote y al galope, normal que te choque, te estamos metiendo con un bloque
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Sempre cara mi fu la baracca d'alluminio in fondo al giardino e questa sedia di tela pieghevole. Sento le vocali fra le foglie nell'ora in cui si chiudono
Everyone I know Needs love like drugs Like a common cold We could never shrug My baby and me We?re missing the same stuff We?ve all got a disease Deficiency