been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (Huh?) I could be sad all day but I don't feel like it (No!) It's been a bad, bad day but who gives a shit (
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey I am, I am, I am I said I
're pure in heart? Well, I know, I'm a million times as humble as thou art I'm the pioust guy the little Amletts want to be like On my knees day and
What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey I'm callin' in sick today Callin' in sick today I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp I could spend all day
Listening to the muzak hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room readin' crappy magazines With a toothache this is it pal, root canal My molars
they've got a dress code Well, he lets me into heaven anyway But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine for all eternity And every day he runs
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin'
Larry No matter how I try Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay
You tell a joke and forget the punchline Why you always wastin' my time? Hey baby, trust me, you just disgust me Your hair's a mess and your make-up
in Japan He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line One day
, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day Since you've been gone It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away Ever since the day
MASH' and 'All In The Family' 'The Munsters' and 'Mayberry R.F.D.' I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah Winfrey talks to me Every day at three
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em
what they tell you to They're the modern day catastrophists Modern day catastrophists Modern day catastrophists Modern day catastrophists Modern day catastrophists Modern day catastrophists Modern day catastrophists Modern day
Since the day that the earth stalled That was the day the earth stalled Since the day that the earth stalled That was the day the earth stalled On that day
for you, everyday should be a bad day [Bad Day sample: Darwin Deez] Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you [Chiddy:]
It's been a bad, bad day for me It's been a sad, sad day for me My baby left on her way, now I'm left here to pay It's been a bad, bad day for me It'
all your life sittin' on a cloud playing a twelve-string But you'll make this day again, this lucky, lucky day again but it's not just a day again
