Men made out of monkeys Men made into mice Happy days are here again And all the drinks half price A girl with a trick and a man with a calling Trying
Don't tell me you don't know what love is When you're old enough to know better WHEN YOU FIND STRANGE HANDS IN YOUR SWEATER When your dreamboat turns
They used to call it Sin City now it's gone way past that. Painting the town and then burning it down now even that's old hat. Now there's a choir of
I had forgotten all about 'The Case Of The Three Pins' THEY SAID I MUST BE CRACKED Until the brown paper parcel landed on my welcome mat Even the pretty
that the radio plays Have we come this fa-fa-fa to find a soul cliche Let them talk Let them talk Let them all talk Oh yeah we're killing time Just to KEEP YOU CLOCKING
All the pavements for miles around are littered with your footprints Now every girl I get close to seems to be wearing your perfume And the clock strikes
I've looked at it every way I can From under and above And every chance I've had My love went mad Love went mad love went mad You you feel like I feel
They talked to the sister, the father and the mother With a microphone in one hand and a chequebook in the other AND THE CAMERA NOSES IN TO THE TEARS
Is it worth it A new winter coat and shoes for the wife And a bicycle on the boy's birthday It's just a rumour that was spread around town By the women
She used to be the flirting kind But the boy loved her anyway He made up his mind She said, What's a girl to do to be content? Use your imagination Time
SHE WALKED INTO THE ROOM Isn't this the greatest thing Everyone own up but nobody could touch her Isn't this the greatest thing PUNCH THE CLOCK keep
It's the element within her Something under her skin That is shining out through the face of the girl Two sapphires and couple of rows of pearls It's
I WAS COMMITTED TO LIFE AND THEN COMMUTED TO THE OUTSKIRTS With all the love in the world Living for thirty minutes at a time with a break in the middle
The family circle gather round from very far and near To pass around the same remarks they passed away last year The little girl you dangle on your knee
You can run all you like from the classroom or the cot From a great big man or a tiny tot But from this day everyday will be BOXING DAY Don't need your
I see those newlyweds, their eyes wide and believing They bill and coo at the mention of Chez Nous Appearances can be deceiving It's just a door and
I made my selection from the lonely hit parade In the town where time stood still I was feeling very little pain Until some joker played "Almost Persuaded
Walking on thin ice, I'm paying the price. I'm throwing the dice in the air. Why must we learn it the hard way And play the game of life with our hearts
