On Monday, I had drinks with Barney Rubble We hit a couple divvy little bars We noticed there was quite a lovely lady Sittin' at the table next to ours
you With parents so agitating, my way of retaliating Was one little rule of dating, give mommy and daddy a fright I slept with a different black guy
And I'd like to sing a song of gratitude to that special chum When I have a heart that's heavy Feeling I was born to lose You are there to say that life
just squeeze your left tit a little bit? You?re the most insensitive man I?ve ever met Oh, that?s not true, I?ve got feelings same as the next guy Why
Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they
there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who Positively can do All the things that make us Stewie: Laugh and Cry! All: He's a family Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy
a family guy. Lucky thereas a man who positively can do all the thing that make us- Stewie: Laugh and Cry! Chorus: Heas a Family Guy! Heas a Family Guy
[Spoken] Warm out today Warm yesterday Even warmer today [Sung] Met her on my CB Said her name was Mimi Sounded like an angel come to Earth But when
Brian: Aw don't feel bad Peter, Hey I no what will cheer you up Peter:Nah, I dont think Im in the mood Brian: Are You Sure Its peanut butter jelly
[Spoken]: (Peter): Hi there. I'm Peter, and this is Lois (Lois): We want to talk to you about a friend of ours. He's not here tonight... (Peter): Although
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby i got no mam or dad prom night dumpster baby my story isnt long but boy its awfully sad althought i came from
Doctor Dude: I'm not sure how to tell you this... SO I'LL LET THESE GUYS DO IT! (peter and a quartet start singing) You have aids Yes you have aids
missed! There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in caddyshack The Asian guy
We were at the the beach Everybody had matching towels! Somebody went under a dock And there they found a rock! But it wasn't a rock... It was a rock
're not too far from voting Feldman-Haim You've got a lot to see The town of Vegas has got a different face 'Cause it's a family place with lots to do
who else but Quagmire? he's quagmire quagmire you never really know what he's gonna do next he's quagmire quagmire giggity giggity giggity giggity lets
(Both) We're off on the road to Rhode Island We're having the time of our lives (Stewie) Take it, Dog (Brian) We're quite a pair of partners Just like
I'm gonna grab my girl and head to the beach hic-a-doo-la we're gonna all hang ten and maybe then, hic-a-doo-la cause i'm a hic-a-doo-la boy and i'm a
