On the first night in the titty club, We was checking out all the chicks. There was black ones and whites ones, brunettes and blondes, Look at the size
My life is not what I once thought A dim reflection of another life that I'm glad I lost Beat down by others Larry has fought for what we thought we
I shit my pants,the toilet was just too far,I had too much of them beans.I tried to hold it in,but my sphincter just gave in,so i shit right through my
You ever go to a drive-in movie, start drinking, get drunk, pass out in your car, and the next morning you're part of flea market? Then you feel bad,
night at the titty club See them dance, on my pants Soon it will be bathroom time You better watch out, I think shes a guy I aint quite sure but
blue balls, blue balls, it is doller night at the titty club see them dance, on my pants, soon it will be, bathroom time.
morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than Janet Reno's blind date. I met this guy
Thank you! Appreciate it! Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you. When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker
Balls, Blue balls Its doller night, at the titty Club See them Dance on my Pants, soon it will be bathroom time You better watch Out I think shes a guy
Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty club See them dance, on my pants Soon it will be bathroom time You better watch out, I think shes a guy
Donny the Retard had a 8 pound water head he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me "i like tater tots". "i like tater tots" may be changed to "my name's
Call the doctor, Earl is bleeding Tried to pet my pit bull Sam That stupid moron he knows better Now he's in the doctors office And he don't got no fricken
out tell one o'clock though 'Cause I'm usually on the phone Talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls Love in Christ Larry the cable guy
Hark, the harlip angel sing (slurred) Glory to the newborn king
You better watch out, I think she's a guy, I'm not quite sure, But somethin ain't right... Hilary Clinton's Coming to town
This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa: Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America
On a first day of Christmas My true love gave to me Clap and I left her
O little girl from Birmingham, how good you look in jeans. I'd love to take you on a date, but your teeth are so damn green.
