Banned from the pubs get out of this place, banned from the pubs cos we don't like your face. Banned from the pubs get out of that door, banned from
Elvis had an heart-attack, 'cos he got too bleedin' fat. He weighed nearly half a ton, he looked more like a pregnant mum. Elvis is dead, Elvis is dead
up by a ted, because of our song " Elvis is dead ". He rearranged my teeth though he weren't a dentist, I would have run away but I was a bit pissed.
When yer chips have just gone cold, don't throw 'em in the bin like you've been told. Chuck them down onto the floor, then tread them in so the mess
I creep down alleys and peep thru blinds, I strangle and kill any children I find. I like meeting people when they're dead, I take some of them back
You know those kids they get at school, they've got a motorbike they think they're cool. They've got a moped for their sixteenth birthday, now you can
mate that's my girl" Well I didn't want no trouble, so I run like bloody hell. Run like hell, run like hell. Alone at a party pissed out of me head,
on it's yours'. Even though he's pissed and his senses have all gone, he can still hear the ringing of the alarm bell. He looks at the damage thru' pissed
When there's trouble in the air, i'm the bloke who's always there. When loving couples swear and curse, I am there to make it worse. In the shit, I'
When a cops gonna nick yer, when yer dad's gonna hit yer. When the bird you're with is rough, when you can't drink enough. Up yer bum, up yer bum, up
Over the hills we go my dear, to my house which is near. It's a little house with red curtained windows, and a fireplace with red gloving cinders. There
find the bog and lock myself inside. Never made it, never made it, never made it, to the bog in time. Later in the party with joint in hand, so pissed and proud
